Anal Mishaps: US Woman Stuck $5000 Cash in Butt, Filipino Jobert Sucaldito Recovering from Cucumber in Rectum
A woman was reportedly hospitalised after hiding $5,000 worth of stolen cash inside her rectum. She allegedly stole the money from her 46-year-old boyfriend Bobby Gulley.
According to authorities who arrested Ms Black, the 43-year-old woman had been suspected of stealing money from Mr Gulley. Apparently, Mr Gulley had enough and approached the police to set up a trap to catch the woman in the act.
Times News reported that the "trap" consisting of two envelopes filled with hundred-dollar bills will be used to lure Ms Black in the act of stealing. One envelope had $4,000 while the other one contained $1,000. Both envelopes were hidden inside a bag strategically placed on top of a table inside the couple's home in Tennessee, US.
When Mr Gulley woke up around 1am to check on the envelopes, he discovered that the cash inside the bag was gone. Based on an official report by the Hawkins County Sheriff, Mr Gulley confronted Ms Black about the stolen money. The woman became sick and proceeded to throw up a few partially dissolved pills.
The sudden vomiting did not deter Mr Gulley's suspicions. He continued to pressure Ms Black about the missing money until she finally admitted she had wrapped all the cash and stuck the bundle inside her butt.
Mr Gulley was appalled when she said she attempted to get $5,000 out of her rectum using tongs and a toilet brush. She was bleeding severely from the foreign object lodged inside her butt and was rushed to the hospital.
The police said the $5,000 was successfully removed from her butt and was tagged as evidence. Ms Black has been charged with theft.
Cucumber accident
It's apparently harmful to put a foreign object inside a person's rectum as proven by another incident involving a cucumber.
A news report that went viral on Facebook said that Philippine entertainment reporter, Jobert Sucaldito, is currently recovering from an operation that involved removing a cucumber stuck in his butt at the Capitol Medical Center in Quezon City, Philippines.
Doctors who surgically removed the stuck cucumber from Mr Sucaldito's rectum have declined to reveal details as to how it got there in the first place because of doctor-patient confidentiality clause.
The public can only assume that the cucumber might not have been able to withstand the pressure of being pushed inside the reporter's rectum. The stuck cucumber was not a whole one but only a half of the entire vegetable.
Mr Sucaldito was rushed to the emergency after he complained of severe pain in his butt. His X-ray results revealed a broken piece of cucumber was lodged inside his rectum, measuring 5 inches in length. The piece of cucumber was clogging the lower end of his large intestine.
Alleged members of Mr Sucaldito's household, who refused to be named, said they saw the other half of the cucumber on the bed inside Mr Sucaldito's room. They described the cucumber as having bite marks and already in a "soggy "state.
Aside from the cucumber, a bottle of baby oil, sexy photos of men and tissue paper were also found in his room.
When asked about the cucumber incident, Mr. Sucaldito said it was just an accident. He said he was making a salad when he sat on the chair where the cucumber was allegedly in standing position. He also said everything happened so fast.
He is expected to get out of the hospital after doctors will clear him for release.