Barney's Bride is Finally Revealed
The excruciatingly long wait is over.
The 7th season finale of the popular TV series, How I Met Your Mother, is finally shedding light on the mysterious bride that our Barnacle is set to marry.
No thanks to Ted Mosby, who earlier hinted (season 6 finale) that he met the "mother" at Barney's wedding, prompting the eruption of these questions: "who is Barney's bride?!" and "the mother is finally getting revealed?!"
Spoiler alert: Look away, although there are no surprises here. But maybe to some. But yeah, just like the ping-pong plot of the series, playboy Barney's lucky bride is finally being named after a series of dizzying developments.
But before that, a rundown of ladies' man Barney's "long-term" relationships.
Will it be Quinn, the stripper our Barney thought he would be spending the rest of his life in domestic bliss?
Or perhaps Nora, the petite lass with the delicious English accent that even Barney's heart could not lie to (technically, it was heart machine that could not lie, but yeah, you get it).
Or.... maybe Robin, our Barnacle's on-this-time, off-again girlfriend and bro, who made Barney a fat wreck during their wacky but serious relationship? The commitment-phobe Robin who made Barney rescind his playboy life (even for just a short while)?
Ok, hold your breath, because Barney's bride is...
Nope, not Quinn. Their breakup was final, as it seemed certain she was committed to her stripping.
Not Nora, as their second relationship never successfully materialized (because of Barney's lying and womanizing ways).
Which leaves us to... it's... wait for it... here it goes...
Oh yes, Robin is the mysterious bride.
The spoiler ends there. If you want to see how this article ruined the joy of finding out who the (un)lucky Barney's Bride is, just watch the season finale, which will air on Australian airwaves later this year. The episode will also show the birth of MarshaLily baby.