Scarecrow
(IN PHOTO) Scarecrow dressed up on sticks to keep birds away from landing on oil ponds at the McKay River Suncor oil sands in-situ operations near Fort McMurray, Alberta, September 17, 2014. In 1967 Suncor helped pioneer the commercial development of Canada's oil sands, one of the largest petroleum resource basins in the world. Picture taken September 17, 2014. Reuters

Life must be too lonely for a 58-year-old Argentinean shepherd who lives in the city of San Jose de Balcare. Aside from being a loner, his job requires him to spend time with animals.

Recently, Jose Alberto decided to have an interaction with the closest thing to a human found in farms – a scarecrow. The Daily Mirror reports that he made the scarecrow feminine by putting a wig on it and applying lipstick. And then he straps on it a sex toy, which also gave the scarecrow a masculine side.

Later on, neighbours of Alberto smelled foul odor from his home, so they asked the police to investigate. When the police checked the farm, they initially thought there were two scarecrows.

Rodolfo Moure, spokesman for the prosecutor’s office, narrates, “I initially thought there were two bodies but then I realized one was a scarecrow wearing lipstick and a long-haired wig. It was lying next to the deceased and had a six-inch strap-on penis,” quotes the New York Post.

Moure said there appears no signs of violence. He said authorities are assuming Alberto died while having sex with the scarecrow. They submitted the body for autopsy.

Medical experts say that anal sex using dildo without lubrication may cause tear and damage because the rectum which the dildo enters has many blood vessels that are thin and on the surface.

However, death while having sex with a dildo or a real person happens to less than 1 percent of the population due to heart attack. However, the American Journal of Cardiology advices people with the following conditions to abstain from sex: onset of chest pain caused by heart problems, uncontrolled high blood, advanced heart failure, heart attack in the last two weeks, abnormal heart rhythms and weak heart muscle.

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