Royal Baby Cambridge is named George Alexander Louis: Weirdly Named Celeb Babies Lament! [PHOTOS]
Kal-El Cage
Sounds out of the world? But nope, this one belongs to Planet Earth - the son of Nicolas Cage and his third wife, ex-waitress Alice Kim. Kal-El is Superboy's Kryptonian name and not only is Nic a comic fan but also was once considered for the role of Superman in the Tim Burton film.
Jermajesty Jackson
Son of singer Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (also Randy's ex-wife), do they call him Germ for short? Very hip-hop, or should we say jazz?
Bear Blu Jarecki
The baby son of Alicia Silverstone and Christopher Jarecki -Bear Blu Jarecki, that is his name - Scout's honour! Why? Um, we don't know!
Apple Blythe Alison Martin
The rather angelic daughter of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin - who named her Apple because Chris suggested it and it sounded sweet and wholesome and biblical to Gwyneth. Awww! Now who's up for an Apple Martini?
Kyd Miller Duchovny
The son of actor David Duchovny and Tea Leoni mulled over potential baby names and then just named him kid. Oh, sorry, Kyd. Will he be known as Milly the Kyd?
Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale
If you thought Gwyneth sounded a little loopy, try the name Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale anointed their son, or is daughter, no wait its son, with. Zuma from the beach or the game - take your pick, and a nest on a rock. Ah, forget it!
Bronx Mowgli Wentz
So Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson call their son Bronx Mowgli because they love the Jungle Book character and the Bronx equally? Or they conceived their little jungle boy in Bronx.
Princess Tiaamii Crystal Esther Andre
Daughter of Katie "Jordan" Price and Peter Andre will one day realize that a, she's not a princes and b, she has too many vowels in her name...Ah, the price of fame!
Pilot "Standard" Inspektor Lee
Why Pilot? Jason Lee was Inspired by a song of the band Grandaddy (called "He's Simple, He's Dumb, He's the Pilot") and mom Beth Reisgraf was fine by that. Why Standard Inspektor? Because he passed standard inspection?
North West
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian's daughter North by Northwest, oh sorry, North West should probably get married to a guy name South and have multi-directional children. Or, if that dollar necklace gets lost, maybe she can wear a compass - it always points north, right?