Tiger Woods might figure on a turf war if he competes in the US in the Ryder Cup this September. If he does, Woods will be prancing to Newport, Wales. And somebody is on the defense: no other than Sarah Saymonds. And what will they compete about? Well, it's not golf, it's infidelity.

Sarah Saymonds is the author of "Having an Affair? A Handbook for the Other Woman." Saymonds is also former mistress of chef Gordon Ramsay.

"The world's biggest cheat [may be] coming to the hometown of the world's first, and only, 'Infidelity Analyst,'" Symonds told New York Post's infamous Page Six.

"When I first created this niche for myself, my tag line was, 'I know infidelity like Tiger Woods knows golf!' Oh, how things have changed, espe cially as he doesn't seem to golf very well anymore!"

Saymonds may have a cause to be on the defense as Wood seems to be pretty good at concealing his numerous affairs until they were exposed to the media. In People magazine late last month, Tiger Wood's ex-wife revealed embarrassment for not having suspected any of Tiger's prowling. Elin Nordegren admitted, "I'm so embarrassed that I never suspected his affairs, not a one."