Paris Hilton

So okay, even in bad bikinis, her body shines out - she has a body made for the beach. Even then, while she shines in the turquoise creation with her hair pulled back in a cute little stub, what is with the free hanging boobs and the butterflies on them? The butterfly bikini and the pink bottom with its bling belt is by far one of her most atrocious beach wears ever and does nothing for her body either.

Adrienne Bailon

So Adrienne Bailon is a reality TV star with a curvy body and plenty to love. The yellow bikini and turban top actually make her look like a star. About the black tribute to Darth Vader that she calls a swimsuit, well, perhaps it's better suited to space - a hark back to the 70s and trashy space travel movies. Eject, eject!

Audrina Partridge

So yes, with a body like that - it's a tad difficult to go wrong with beach wear. Or is it? While the red bikini makes her look smoking, the brown creation she sports makes her look as if her bikini top fought a losing battle with a paper shredder. Why Audrina, why?

Ke$ha

Tick, tock says the clock Kesha - and perhaps it's time for you to hit the gym and bring back the animal. The black one piece number she's frolicking in makes her look good but the two piece non-supportive bikini with the granny-panty bottom - dear god Kesha, what were you thinking?

Mariah Carey

So Mariah, black isn't always flattering you know. If she can look years younger in her barely there two piece green bikini, why on earth would you don a one-piece confuses creation that looks like a cross between a shark suit and a torn one-piece?

Michelle Rodriguez

Even on a bad day, Michelle could probably take a guy down, and we mean that in a good way. And if she can look superhot in the cream-and-black bikini, pray why is she wearing that hideous one-piece that Jim Carey wore to the beach?

Serena Williams

She's known as much for her tennis as she is for her outlandish outfits, both off and on court. So if she can look this good in a gold bikini why would she wear a mismatched hot pink and leopard print piece that shows way too much of her bottom than necessary?

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