“Comedy Central Roast Of Justin Bieber”: 12 Jokes That Will Make You Say OMG

Brutally roasted by some of Hollywood’s funny men and women, Canadian super Justin Bieber took a series of scripted insults for two hours in “Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber.” Man child Justin Bieber is turning a new leaf and he is starting his transformation by accepting all the mockery given by his fellow celebrities as part of his publicity campaign.

Celebrities like Kevin Hart, Shaquille O’Neal, Snoop Dogg, Ludacris, Martha Stewart, Natasha Leggero, Jeff Ross and even Ron Burgundy (Will Ferrell) did not hold back on their Bieber disses. The pre-taped “Comedy Central” roast was aired on Monday night, March 30, features Justin getting all the nasty disses while the comedians work on their nastiest material.

The jokes ranges from Selena Gomez, Martha Stewart’s genitalia, a lot of n-words coming from Snoop Dogg and even the Holocaust. Thanks to Justin who once said that Anne Frank would have been a Belieber.

While other stars’ joke targets the “Baby” singer, the NBA player took potshots at the current loss of Lakers squad while Stewart’s joke focused on her stint in prison. “Fast and the Furious” star Ludacris is little bit kinder with the young singer as he bragged that Bieber’s success is something to do with his collaboration with him.

Despite not having a new album for the past three years, Bieber managed to stay relevant and still collaborating with other artist. At one point in the show, Selena Gomez former flame was compared to “Game of Thrones” most hated character, the young king of Westeros, Joffrey Baratheon.

After everyone took their turns to roast the singer, the “Never Say Never” hitmaker ended the show with his apology speech. The scripted speech hinted that he deserve all the nasty jabs and issued what appeared to be a heartfelt apology from his past demeanors; remember the public urination and the egging incident?

"There was really no preparing me for this life," he said. "I was thrown into this at 12 years old and didn't really know what I was getting into. There's been moments I'm really proud of, and moments I'm pretty disappointed in myself for."

Here are 10 “Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber” jokes that will you say OMG.

1. "The Brazilian prostitute that claimed she was with Justin told the news that he was well-endowed. And that prostitute would know because so was he,"—Ludacris
2. “Justin, I'm sure it's great to have 60 million followers on Twitter, but the only place people will be following you in jail is into the shower,"—Martha Stewart
3. "Justin, Selena Gomez had to f--k you. She is literally the least lucky Selena in all of entertainment history,"—Natasha Legerro
4. "You have it all … Except love, friends, good parents, and a Grammy,"—Chris D'Elia
5. "Ebola patients hear about ‘Bieber fever' and say, ‘I'm gonna go ahead and ride this one out,'"—Kevin Hart
6. "Is it true you dumped [Selena Gomez] because she grew a mustache before you?"—Jeffrey Ross
7. "Justin's fan are called beliebers because it's politically incorrect to use the word retards,"—Natasha Legerro
8. "If Anne Frank heard your music, she would Uber to Aushwitz,"—Jeffrey Ross
9. "People refer to Mr Bieber as a kid or a boy. Well here's a newsflash, gang: He's a man. A full-grown man, who works and loves and makes things with his hands. A man who sings songs for nine-year-olds and cuts his hair like a gay figure skater." – Ron Burgundy
10. "Last year you were ranked the fifth most hated person of all time. Kim Jong-un didn't even score that low, and he uses your music to torture people." – Shaquille O’Neal
11. "You bought a monkey! I mean, that monkey was more embarrassed than the one that started the Aids epidemic." – Snopp Dogg
12. "Lately a lot of people have been pointing their fingers at you — and those are just lesbians showing the barber how they want their hair cut." – Jeff Ross

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